Democrat on JOINT Economic Committee arrested in Senate w/ pot. I knew those guys must be smokin’ something. http://politi.co/9Uhih1

It has been 15 years since I married my beautiful wife. Happy Anniversary Baby!

Pitching phenom Strasburg needs Tommy John surgery. That major-league sucks..

This political ad made me laugh out loud: http://bit.ly/baA9QC

Because nothing says peace and friendship like the ‘ambassador of death’. http://bit.ly/cRjfuc Is Mel Brooks doing Iranian PR?

I love thunderstorms. The awesome power of nature never ceases to amaze me. Unfortunately I am the only one in my house that feels that way.

So Ann Coulter is a Deadhead with 67 shows under her belt. Whodathunkit? http://bit.ly/8Z3dw4

In the spirit of dialog I’m opening a butcher shop next to PETA headquarters. Expect President Obama’s endorsement any day now.

I just voted. Have you?